Part #2: Money Minestrone

Since I don't need to go on about my love for soup - you can find that here -  I am going to jump into the joy of FINALLY getting a minestrone recipe down right delicious. 


A couple years ago a good friend had twins  - beautiful delightful twins that cried. A lot. 
We put together a Take them a Meal and I made magic minestrone soup. Everything but the squash was fresh. Annoying as it was a little soggy - but I put it in old school mason jars and tied a jaunty ribbon around it. 


Jaunty! Fresh (mostly)! Delicious! 


My friend was overjoyed. They loved it. Still talk about it to this day. I shared the recipe with them. It became HER go to new-mom meal. And then I lost the recipe. Poof. Gone. Guys, I LOVED this recipe. It was the essence of minestrone. The delight of it all. And then... nothing. My friend's moved away. Two toddlers later she can't remember where she put her recipe. 


I couldn't find another recipe to save my life. All other recipes were just... meh. And oh I tried. OMG how I tried. Or cried? Damn you 4 Non-Blonds. 


So this past weekend. I found one. All yelling at me from All Recipes. If you're not on All-Recipes, then I don't even want to know you. I get better ideas from the comments than I do from the recipes and pretty pictures. Also the ratings are ACCURATE. None of the Food Network BS like... but it's hard to chop onions. Bitch please. TRY AN ARTICHOKE. 


Wait what? Oh right the recipe. 


So it starts with: 
INGREDIENTS:

3 tablespoons olive oil 3 cloves garlic, chopped 2 onions, chopped 2 cups chopped celery 5 carrots, sliced 2 cups chicken broth 2 cups water 4 cups tomato sauce 1/2 cup red wine (optional) 1 cup canned kidney beans, drained

1 (15 ounce) can green beans 2 cups baby spinach, rinsed 3 zucchinis, quartered and sliced 1 tablespoon chopped fresh oregano 2 tablespoons chopped fresh basil salt and pepper to taste 1/2 cup seashell pasta 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese for topping 1 tablespoon olive oil

Aaaaaaand here's what I changed. 


What? Of course I changed shit! 


I subbed some leftover pasta sauce for tomato sauce. It has all the right spices and thickness properties so I went with that. I didn't have baby spinach but I am sure it's delicious in the soup.


WHO USES SEASHELLS IN MINESTRONE?! Obvs, I used Ditalini. And again - NOODLES. SEPARATE. I think I made the whole box or most of it. 


I did not use canned green beans. Horrifying. And let me just go on the record that you should never use canned green beans for anything ever. Not the damn casserole at Thanksgiving (which is disgusting by the way), not in a salad, not in soups NEVER. Unless you've crashed on the side of the Andes and have nothing but people and canned green beans to eat - eat the beans first. Unless you have a grill. Kidding. I kid. 


Anyway, I used FRESH green beans. If you're not a green bean fan, I bet asparagus would be yummy. But I like FRESH green beans. This is great kid/spouse help as you can volunteer them to trim the beans. 


Also on the record? Red wine is never optional. 


I also used those little tubes of "fresh herbs". Blog right. 


I hate wasting fresh herbs when they're a) so expensive and b) go to shit in 2 hrs. 
This little tube gave me some great flavor and I've been able to use it in some other recipes. I would NOT recommend this for pesto. You need the real deal for that - 


I did buy oregano which I then freeze dried and chopped up. Oregano is a fairly hearty little leaf and it held up to some basic freeze drying. I will update you on how that works in future recipes. I know - you're waiting with baited breath. 

Here are the how to's: 
DIRECTIONS:

1.	In a large stock pot, over medium-low heat, heat olive oil and saute garlic for 2 to 3 minutes. Add onion and saute for 4 to 5 minutes. Add celery and carrots, saute for 1 to 2 minutes.
2.	Add chicken broth, water and tomato sauce, bring to boil, stirring frequently. If desired add red wine at this point. Reduce heat to low and add kidney beans, green beans, spinach leaves, zucchini, oregano, basil, salt and pepper. Simmer for 30 to 40 minutes, the longer the better.
3.	Fill a medium saucepan with water and bring to a boil. Add macaroni and cook until tender. Drain water and set aside.
4.	Once pasta is cooked and soup is heated through place 2 tablespoons cooked pasta into individual serving bowls. Ladle soup on top of pasta and sprinkle Parmesan cheese on top. Spray with olive oil and serve.

Aaaaand here's what I did differently. I have a history of burning garlic. I don't like to talk about it. But once upon a time I used to RUIN meals with burnt garlic. Because it's disgusting and a horrific abuse of the most delicious spice? vegetable? root? ever. Therefore, I never put garlic in before onions. On that note, carrots take longer to cook. I have also burned carrots. That does not make for delicious soup either. Carrots in the pot first, then onions, then the garlic. Keep it moving or else it sticks and burns. Here's the other thing: I put everything else in to sauté for a couple minutes and "deglazed" the pan with the red wine before adding all my liquids. Whether or not this is true, I think the flavors come together when you stir everything up before adding the liquid. Whatever. Maybe I am nuts. Don't answer that. 


Oh and the spinach that I didn't have? That would go in either at the saute stage (word of the day: sauté SHANTÈ!)

Here's my finished product - still in the Dutch oven. I have an incredibly ugly kitchen so I have cropped most of the stove, etc. Clearly, I did not take the photo before I dove but I remembered before packing everything up to put away. 




The p pièce de résistance for this soup is the cheese. Oh glorious parmigiano reggiano. I choose poorly and went with a microplane. Nope. Get a box grater for the perfect thickness. And for the love of God and all that is holy DO NOT GET KRAFT IN A CLEAR PLASTIC JAR.
DO. NOT.


I will come to your house and kill you. This soup deserves the nutty yumminess of REAL parm. At least go to the case with the "fancy" cheeses and get the real thing already grated. Most grocery stores have smaller portions already grated for your parm purchasing pleasure. 


Finally, once you have assembled your soup, lovingly placed perfectly shredded cheese to garnish, perhaps added some freshly ground pepper I urge you to take some olive oil and pour about 1/2 a tsp over the cheese. Just a touch. This? This will make the soup perfect when mixed with the melty cheese and pepper. Creamy. Rich. Perfection.